Mom and dad got something called “married” recently. Before that mom had all these fluffy things called feathers that she kept using. I think she was attaching them to things she kept calling “not toys” whenever I tried to look. Humans are weird.

Anyway, mom forgot to close the door to the room with the feathers (which is good because it’s MY room that I like to sleep in and watch lizards from). Linus started looking in mom’s bags for the fluffies. I may have pointed out where they were… And encouraged him to break them out of the bag…. But you can’t prove it! There were feathers everywhere, but mom found us before I got to play

Linus got in soooo much trouble!