Linus The Cat

Guest Starring Lucy The Puppycat

Linus got in to mom’s fluffy things again…

Mom and dad got something called “married” recently. Before that mom had all these fluffy things called feathers that she kept using. I think she was attaching them to things she kept calling “not toys” whenever I tried to look. Humans are weird.

Anyway, mom forgot to close the door to the room with the feathers (which is good because it’s MY room that I like to sleep in and watch lizards from). Linus started looking in mom’s bags for the fluffies. I may have pointed out where they were… And encouraged him to break them out of the bag…. But you can’t prove it! There were feathers everywhere, but mom found us before I got to play

Linus got in soooo much trouble!

Mondays, what’s the big deal?

I don’t see what all the fuss is about. Monday is just like every other day. Wake up, eat, nap, play, nap, stretch, nap, dinner, nap, play some more, midnight, snack, and sleep.  It’s no more stressful than Tuesday or any other normal day. If you ask me Saturday and Sunday are the PITA days. Endless  interruptions in my routine as the people stay home and constantly want my attention. Give me a Monday any day.

Dear diary…

Day 436 of this thing they call “diet”. I miss the crunchy food soooo much.  Lucy seems bigger somehow, and I think my pillow is getting larger too. I’m wasting away… Oh cruel world! Oh cruel food bowl!

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