Guest Starring Lucy The Puppycat

Author: Linus

Mondays, what’s the big deal?

I don’t see what all the fuss is about. Monday is just like every other day. Wake up, eat, nap, play, nap, stretch, nap, dinner, nap, play some more, midnight, snack, and sleep.  It’s no more stressful than Tuesday or any other normal day. If you ask me Saturday and Sunday are the PITA days. Endless  interruptions in my routine as the people stay home and constantly want my attention. Give me a Monday any day.

Dear diary…

Day 436 of this thing they call “diet”. I miss the crunchy food soooo much.  Lucy seems bigger somehow, and I think my pillow is getting larger too. I’m wasting away… Oh cruel world! Oh cruel food bowl!

This is Lucy, my sister.

I’ve been told I must introduce you to my sister, Lucy. Well this is Lucy. She’s not as big as I am (who is), but she comes in handy now and then. She cleans my face, and doesn’t eat all the food. I guess she’s OK, but she’s kinda bossy. Must be because she’s older.