Guest Starring Lucy The Puppycat

Category: Thoughts From the Blanket

I have a cousin named Confucius.

Mondays, what’s the big deal?

I don’t see what all the fuss is about. Monday is just like every other day. Wake up, eat, nap, play, nap, stretch, nap, dinner, nap, play some more, midnight, snack, and sleep.  It’s no more stressful than Tuesday or any other normal day. If you ask me Saturday and Sunday are the PITA days. Endless  interruptions in my routine as the people stay home and constantly want my attention. Give me a Monday any day.

Dear diary…

Day 436 of this thing they call “diet”. I miss the crunchy food soooo much.  Lucy seems bigger somehow, and I think my pillow is getting larger too. I’m wasting away… Oh cruel world! Oh cruel food bowl!